Product Description
I'm On My Seattle Shit Today (Bullet Holes) T-shirt
Okay, people, let's be real. Some days you wake up, look in the mirror, and just know it's a 'Seattle Shit' kind of day. You're feeling the grunge, the coffee cravings are intense, and you're ready to conquer, or at least mildly tolerate, the day. This tee perfectly encapsulates that mood.
Our "I'm On My Seattle Shit Today" t-shirt, complete with edgy bullet hole detailing, is made for those who embrace the Emerald City's vibe. It's comfy, it's cool, and it screams, "I might write a poem about rain later." So, whether you're hitting up Pike Place Market, catching a local band, or just battling the existential dread of another overcast day, do it in style. This is premium streetwear with a punch. We’ve got the perfect oversized fit in all the right places. Don't just survive your Seattle shit; own it.
This is more than just a shirt; it's a statement. So rock this design like you just invented coffee. This tee is guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe raise a few eyebrows). Be bold. Be you. Be on your Seattle shit.
FAQ:
- Is this shirt actually bulletproof?
- No, sadly, it is not. The bullet holes are purely aesthetic. Please don't test it.
- Will wearing this shirt automatically make me cool?
- It's a strong possibility. Confidence is key, and this tee is basically confidence in fabric form.
- What if I'm not from Seattle? Can I still wear it?
- Absolutely! Embrace the Seattle state of mind, wherever you are. Just be prepared to answer questions about coffee and grunge music.
- How should I wash this shirt?
- Turn it inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low. Treat it with the same care you’d give a vinyl copy of "Nevermind."
