Product Description
I'm On My Newark Shit Today (Bullet Holes) - Hoodie
Okay, okay, settle down. Before you call the authorities, let's clarify: this "Bullet Holes" hoodie is strictly a *fashion statement*. No actual bullets were harmed (or even near) the making of this ridiculously cool piece. We're talking distressed details, giving you that perfectly imperfect, straight-outta-Newark vibe. It's the kind of hoodie that says, "Yeah, I'm comfortable, but I also might know where to find the best pizza in a five-mile radius."
This ain't your grandma's cozy knit. Rock this hoodie and you are repping urban edge. Perfect for layering, lounging, or, you know, just generally looking like you know what's up. Whether you're strolling around your block or chilling with friends, this hoodie's got you covered - literally.
Because we know you're curious.
FAQs:
Q: Is this hoodie actually bulletproof?
A: Nope! Just stylishly distressed. Leave the bullet-dodging to the professionals (or, better yet, avoid situations where bullet-dodging is necessary).
Q: Will wearing this hoodie automatically make me cool?
A: It's a *very* strong possibility. Results may vary, but confidence is key.
Q: How do I wash it?
A: Treat it like you would treat a freshly baked pizza: with care. Gentle cycle, cold water, inside out.
Q: What if I accidentally spill something on it?
A: Adds character! But seriously, spot clean if you can, or embrace the grunge.
