Product Description
I'm On My Houston Shit Today (Bullet Holes) - Sweatshirt
Okay, alright, alright! Let everyone know where your head's at with this ridiculously comfortable "I'm On My Houston Shit Today" sweatshirt. Featuring a *slightly* edgy (we're talking bullet holes, people!) design, this ain't your grandma's cozy knit. Unless your grandma's from H-Town, then maybe.
This sweatshirt is perfect for repping your city, chilling on the couch watching the Astros, or, you know, just feeling yourself. Show off your **Houston pride** with this unique piece of **streetwear fashion**. It's bold, it's comfy, and it's guaranteed to turn heads (maybe even make a few people double-take!). Get ready to represent the **H-Town** in style.
So, are you ready to upgrade your wardrobe with some serious **Texas style**? This **bold statement piece** is calling your name. Grab yours today and let the world know exactly where you stand...on your Houston shit, of course!
FAQ's
Q: Is this sweatshirt actually bulletproof?
A: No, it’s not bulletproof. Please don’t test this.
Q: What if I'm not *from* Houston, but I'm feeling the vibe?
A: Fake it 'til you make it! We won't judge. Just don't mess with Beyoncé.
Q: How should I wash this sweatshirt?
A: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Treat it like you treat your car – with love (and maybe a little bit of obsession).
Q: What sizes are available?
A: We have a range of sizes to fit most folks. Check the size chart below for the perfect fit!