Product Description
I'm On My Denver Shit Today (Bullet Holes) T-shirt
Feeling a little… *Denver* today? Like you're ready to tackle anything, from a Broncos game to a legal weed run? Then this tee is screaming your name! Our "I'm On My Denver Shit Today (Bullet Holes)" T-shirt isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a declaration. A bold statement. A slightly aggressive nod to the Mile High City.
Made from ridiculously soft cotton, this tee will keep you comfortable whether you're hiking Red Rocks or just chilling at a craft brewery. The unique (and slightly alarming) bullet hole design adds a touch of rebellious charm. Let everyone know you're not messing around today (unless it involves a perfectly rolled joint, then maybe you're messing around a little). Get ready to represent the *Denver lifestyle* in style. Show off your *Denver pride*. This tee is perfect for any *Colorado adventure* and makes a great *Denver souvenir*. Get yours before they're gone! This shirt is sure to become a *Denver staple* in your wardrobe. Wear it with *Denver confidence*!
FAQs
- Is this shirt actually bulletproof?
- Absolutely not. Please don't test it.
- Will wearing this shirt automatically make me better at snowboarding?
- While we can't guarantee Olympic gold, it'll definitely up your style game on the slopes.
- Can I wear this shirt to a formal event?
- Depends on how formal "formal" is in Denver. Probably not. Unless you pair it with a really nice blazer.
- What if I'm not from Denver? Can I still wear it?
- Sure, as long as you promise to visit and appreciate our mountains, beer, and legal recreational activities.
