Product Description
I'm On My Dallas Shit Today (Bullet Holes) - Hoodie
Alright, alright, alright! Feeling a little...Dallas today? This hoodie ain't for the faint of heart. It's for those days when you're feeling ten gallons of tough and ready to take on the world – or at least your Tuesday. This ain't your grandma's cozy knit; it's a statement. A bold one.
Rock this bad boy when you're grabbing some Texas BBQ, catching a Cowboys game (or just yelling at the TV like you're at the game), or just generally channeling your inner Lone Star legend. The bullet hole design? Purely aesthetic, folks. Unless you're into something we don't know about... (We don't judge). Show everyone, that you rep the big d. This hoodie is not only awesome but a reminder to stay strapped and keep it gangster!
So, if you're ready to unleash your inner Dallas rebel, grab this hoodie. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility...and maybe a few confused stares. Own it. This high quality hoodie is a conversation starter and makes the perfect gift!
FAQ:
- Is this hoodie actually bulletproof? No. Please don't test it. We are not responsible for any bad decisions.
- Will wearing this hoodie make me instantly cool? Results may vary, but odds are definitely in your favor.
- What if I'm not from Dallas? You can still rock it! Just be prepared to explain yourself.
- Is this hoodie machine washable? Of course! We're not savages.
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