I Don't Fuck With Petty Bitches - Sweatshirt (Blurred Print)

This sweatshirt is a statement of independence from the eye-roll-inducing, low-vibrational energy of petty squabbles. The blurred print? That's not a mistake; it's a subtle hint that you're too busy living your best life to focus on the nonsense. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the world know you're rising above. (And maybe doing laundry, because let's face it, adulting is hard.)

Features:

• Super soft and comfy for ultimate relaxation (away from the drama, of course).
• Durable fabric that can withstand even the most epic eye-rolls.
• Available in a range of sizes, because everyone deserves a comfy sweatshirt.
• Blurred print design – because subtlety is key when dodging petty behavior.

In short, this sweatshirt is your armor against the daily onslaught of pettiness. Ready to upgrade your wardrobe and your mental health? Add this sweatshirt to your cart and let the good times (and the good vibes) roll!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will wearing this sweatshirt automatically make me immune to petty drama?

A: While we can't guarantee complete immunity (petty people are persistent!), it will significantly boost your resistance and give you a stylish shield.

Q: Is the blurred print a design choice, or did someone accidentally spill coffee on the sweatshirt?

A: Definitely a design choice! But if you *do* spill coffee on it, just tell everyone it's 'intentional distressing'. We won't tell.

Q: Can I wear this to my family reunion?

A: Depends on your family. Use your best judgement. We're not responsible for any awkward Thanksgiving dinners.

Q: What if I AM the petty bitch?

A: Well, that's awkward. Maybe buy a different sweatshirt? Or use this as a reminder to work on yourself. We believe in you!