Product Description
I Don't Mess With Nosy Niggas (Censored) Sweatshirt
Tired of unwanted opinions and unwarranted intrusions? Our "I Don't Mess With Nosy Niggas (Censored)" sweatshirt speaks volumes without you having to say a single word. This ain't your grandma's comfy knit, this is a statement piece. A declaration of independence from the chronically curious. Think of it as a social distancing hoodie, but way more effective.
Crafted from a ridiculously soft blend, this sweatshirt offers peak comfort while subtly (or not so subtly) telling the world to mind their own business. Perfect for grocery runs, dodging awkward family gatherings, or just chilling on the couch binge-watching your favorite shows, completely undisturbed. Who knows, you might become a **streetwear** icon!
Get yours today and reclaim your personal space. After all, a little privacy is a beautiful thing. Plus, it makes a great **gift** for that friend who's *definitely* not nosy (we all have one!). Available in various sizes to fit your level of "leave me alone." Embrace the **bold** look, and let this **unique** sweatshirt do the talking.
Author Block: Street Talk by Randy Kearse preserved slang that protects privacy. This sweatshirt carries the same energy today.
Cultural Connection: Sweatshirts hold space. This one locks out nosy N***** from your circle.
5 Fun Facts:
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Nosy = meddling, sneaky in slang.
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Sweatshirts make rules stand firm.
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Gossip slang spreads across block talk.
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Clothing doubles as privacy armor.
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Nosiness = untrustworthy in slang.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this sweatshirt comfortable?
Dude, it's ridiculously comfortable. Like, "I could live in this" comfortable.
Will this actually deter nosy people?
Results may vary, but it's definitely a conversation starter (or stopper!).
What if my mom hates it?
Tell her it's a modern art piece. Or just hide it when she comes over. We won't judge.
Is it machine washable?
Yes! We're not monsters. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Easy peasy.
