I Don't Fuck With Fools T-shirt - 

Mornings are hard enough without dealing with nonsense. This "I Don't Fuck With Fools" t-shirt is your official warning label to the world: proceed with caution. Made from ridiculously soft cotton (seriously, you'll want to live in it), this tee lets you express your inner grump without saying a word. Perfect for those days when your patience is shorter than a toddler's attention span.

This isn't just a shirt; it's a statement. A comfy, stylish, slightly intimidating statement. So go ahead, rock this tee and let everyone know you're not to be trifled with. Because you've got more important things to do, like drinking coffee and conquering the world (or at least making it to lunchtime).

Looking for some casual wear that speaks your mind? Our I Don't Fuck With Fools tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Great gift for that friend who hates mornings! Show off your personality in this comfortable and stylish t-shirt.

• Author Block: From Randy Kearse, author of Street Talk: Da Official Guide to Hip-Hop & Urban Slanguage, a Smithsonian-honored slang lexicon—these designs flip dictionary definitions into fashion statements.

• Cultural Connection: In the streets, being called a fool is more than an insult—it means you can’t be trusted to move right. This tee makes your filter public: no fools allowed.

• 5 Fun Facts:

  1. “Fool” is one of the most universal slang insults.

  2. Hip hop often flips “fool” between humor and disrespect.

  3. Fools represent reckless behavior in street codes.

  4. Tees turn quick slang into conversation starters.

  5. Fool callouts often double as life lessons in culture.

FAQs (Because We Know You Have Questions)

Is this shirt comfortable?

Like a hug from a cloud... if clouds had a slightly sarcastic sense of humor. Yes, it's incredibly comfortable.

What sizes are available?

We offer sizes from S to 3XL. Check out the size chart to find your perfect fit, unless you *are* a fool, then good luck.

How should I wash this?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Treat it nicely, and it'll treat you nicely (by warning away the fools).

Will wearing this shirt actually keep fools away?

We can't guarantee 100% fool-proof protection, but it definitely sends a strong message. Results may vary depending on the density of fools in your immediate vicinity.