I Don't Fuck With Crazy Bitches" Hoodie!

This hoodie is a preemptive strike against drama. It's a declaration to the universe (and anyone within reading distance) that you value your sanity above all else. The slightly blurred print adds an extra layer of intrigue - are they reading it right? Are they close enough to even *try* to be crazy? It's a conversation starter, a boundary setter, and a ridiculously comfortable hoodie all in one. Wear it with pride (and maybe a slight smirk).

Features:

• Super soft, pre-shrunk fabric (because nobody needs shrinkage drama)
• Durable print (resists fading, unlike your patience for nonsense)
• Relaxed fit (perfect for lounging and avoiding stressful situations)
• Available in multiple sizes (find your perfect escape-from-craziness fit)
• Blurred print (for added mystery and plausible deniability)

Ready to broadcast your tolerance level (or lack thereof)? Scroll up, choose your size, and add this essential hoodie to your cart. Your peace of mind will thank you. Don't delay, quantities are limited... just like your patience!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will wearing this hoodie actually repel "crazy"?

A: We can't guarantee complete immunity, but it's a darn good start. Think of it as a stylish force field against unnecessary drama.

Q: Can I wear this to a family gathering?

A: Depends on your family! Use your best judgment. If your family gatherings are generally chill, go for it! If not, maybe save it for a night out with friends.

Q: Is this hoodie machine washable? Because I definitely don't have time for hand-washing drama.

A: Absolutely! Throw it in the wash with your other clothes. We know you're busy avoiding crazy, you don't have time for complicated laundry instructions.

Q: What if someone asks me what the hoodie says?

A: That's your chance to be witty! You can feign innocence ("Oh, this old thing?"), or you can embrace the message ("It's a public service announcement."). The choice is yours!