Product Description
I Don't Fuck With Corny Niggas - Sweatshirt
You're here because you appreciate a certain... directness. You're not about the fluff, the fake, or the painfully predictable. This sweatshirt? It speaks your language. It's a bold statement, a hilarious declaration of your discerning taste. Let everyone know where you stand. Wear it loud and wear it proud.
This isn't just some boring, run-of-the-mill sweatshirt, this is your shield against mediocrity, your sartorial side-eye to the uninspired. Whether you're conquering the urban jungle, chilling with your squad, or just straight-up refusing to settle for anything less than awesome, this sweatshirt has your back. It's the perfect conversation starter, the ultimate vibe-setter, and a surefire way to weed out the... well, you get the picture. Stay genuine, stay hilarious, stay you.
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Author Block: From Randy Kearse, author of Street Talk: Da Official Guide to Hip-Hop & Urban Slanguage, a Smithsonian-honored slang lexicon—these designs flip dictionary definitions into fashion statements.
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Cultural Connection: Sweatshirts carry the emotional weight: no corny moves, no fake vibes, just realness.
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5 Fun Facts:
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Corny slang means fake or exaggerated.
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Sweatshirts give rejections staying power.
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Hip hop clowns corny artists relentlessly.
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Cultural slang thrives when flipped into apparel.
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Anti-corny phrases resonate across generations.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this sweatshirt comfortable?
Dude, comfort is KING. We're talking soft, cozy, the kind of comfort that makes you want to live in it 24/7. So, yeah, ridiculously comfortable.
What sizes are available?
We've got you covered, from Small to XXL. Check out the size chart to find your perfect fit and rock this masterpiece with confidence.
How should I wash this sweatshirt?
Treat it with the same respect you treat yourself (or at least, try to). Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't bleach it unless you're trying to erase the awesomeness. And seriously, who would do that?
What if I get compliments every time I wear it?
That's not a question; that's a guarantee. Just smile, say "Thanks, I know," and bask in the glory of your superior style. You deserve it.
