Product Description
I Don't Fuck Wit No Bum Bitches T-Shirt (Blurred Print)
Alright, listen up. This ain't your grandma's tea party tee. This is the "I Don't F*ck Wit No Bum Bitches" T-shirt (blurred for plausible deniability, of course... mostly). It's the perfect way to subtly (or not so subtly) let the world know your standards are higher than a giraffe's eyebrows.
Crafted from ridiculously soft cotton, this tee feels like a hug... from someone who wouldn't dare associate with anything less than awesome. Whether you're hitting the streets, chilling at home, or just want to make a statement, this shirt speaks volumes, especially if you are into **urban fashion**, want a **statement tee**, or just love some **controversial clothing**.
So, if you're tired of the same old boring threads, grab this tee. Warning: May cause excessive head-turning and the sudden disappearance of certain types of people from your vicinity. You've been warned about this **bold graphic tee**.
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Author Block: From the Smithsonian-archived author of Street Talk, flipping slang into fashion humor.
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Cultural Connection: “Bum” slang = broke, lazy, no ambition. This tee makes that callout funny.
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5 Fun Facts:
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“Bum” slang is over 100 years old.
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Hip hop roasted “bums” as lazy.
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Humor slang fits short tee phrases.
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Rejection phrases = top meme content.
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SEO boosts with slang longevity.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Will this shirt get me kicked out of Walmart?
A: Possibly. Wear at your own risk. We're not responsible for any altercations or bans. Consider it a social experiment.
Q: Is the blurring customizable?
A: Nope! The blur is pre-installed for maximum impact and minimum legal trouble. It's a feature, not a bug!
Q: What if my mom sees me wearing this?
A: That's between you and your maker. We suggest a quick change of subject or blaming it on your rebellious phase. Good luck!
Q: Is this shirt actually comfortable?
A: Dude, it's ridiculously comfortable. Like, nap-in-it comfortable. You might never want to take it off. Just, you know, maybe wash it occasionally.
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